Return Of Psycho Bar Girl (07/18/05)

For those of you not familiar with the misadventures of myself and this self loathing, denial filled desperate housewife I've transferred the original incident from my now twice removed old site and posted it here.


I thought I was finally free of dealing with her (stalkers usually get bored after being ignored for a good six months, only the extremely persistent or deranged will keep going), but P.B.G. has come up with a new trick. It's not particularly EFFECTIVE but it's a new innovation in the annals of TAFKA stalkers.

She now shows up nightly at my job drooling all over some poor girl( she must be paying people to pose, because they have the same expression of discomfort that constipated infants often display) and introduces them as her girlfriend. I politely introduce myself to the latest paid reenactor of an actual lover and tell them to have fun where ever they're headed off to. Seeing no sign of my giving a damn she tries again with a different girl. It feels like a bad parody of Groundhog Day :


Clock reads 1 am, not that I have to look at it since P.B.G 's farce is punctual

P.B.G.- Hi E.! this is my new girlfriend!
Me- That's nice
~enter wasted looking crackhead~


Clock reads 1 am the following day

P.B.G- Hi E.! THIS is my new girlfriend!
~enter woman whom could easily pass as the title character from Willow~
Me- Good for you.



1am the day after that

P.B.G- Hi E.! It's THIS girl that's my new girlfriend!
~enter Janet Reno clone~
Me: ~zzzzzzzzzzz~ Huh? Oh. Have fun.





She's going to end up buying every woman in New York state a beer in some sort of attempt to make me jealous. The part that she's not getting is that jealousy would require me ever having wanted to date her in the first place. There's not going to be any variable that'll make me break down and beg for her to run away with me, but she gets a gold star and a seat on the short bus for the effort. Homophobic alcoholics with denial issues are just not my bag. However, if I'm still working at my current job by the time she's run out of chicks to bribe, it'll be damned interesting to see what she dredges up next. A blow up doll? A small guy in a wig? Only time will tell.